Student suspended for sharing caffeine gum: Products acting as a stimulant are prohibited Does this include educational materials?
Pedophiles to launch political party: Other politicians only talk about us in a negative sense, as if we were criminals News flash, genius. You are criminals.
6-year-old Minn. boy brings pot to school: The father... hid the marijuana in the backpack, and left it in a bedroom closet. Apparently, the thought that his son might NEED his back pack never occurred to him.
Gay music director let go by Kansas Catholic parish: "You and I have discussed whether and under what circumstances you could remain as the parish Music Director... We were not able to reach an understanding." We understand that you are an idiot.