Squirrel (daemonnoire) wrote in tasteless_true,
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Tasteless But True

Man severs penis to prove faithfulness:  Nothing says "I'm too much of a wack job to cheat on you" like a nice wack job.

Fla. man in women's bathing suit arrested:  "Is that a flare gun in your bikini or are you just happy to see me?"

Australian baby 'put in dryer':  What a moron.  Everyone knows you're supposed to line dry babies.

'Die Hard 4' in the works:  This franchise refuses to die!  /rimshot  Seriously though, the fourth will only be acceptable if it includes Jeremy Irons as Johan Gruber, the heretofore unmentioned evilier twin brother.  Hotness.

BONUS LINKS:

The Broken Laptop I Sold on eBay:  Reasons why you should never rip people off over eBay and then mail them the means with which to blackmail you.
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