Fla. man in women's bathing suit arrested: "Is that a flare gun in your bikini or are you just happy to see me?"
Australian baby 'put in dryer': What a moron. Everyone knows you're supposed to line dry babies.
'Die Hard 4' in the works: This franchise refuses to die! /rimshot Seriously though, the fourth will only be acceptable if it includes Jeremy Irons as Johan Gruber, the heretofore unmentioned evilier twin brother. Hotness.
The Broken Laptop I Sold on eBay: Reasons why you should never rip people off over eBay and then mail them the means with which to blackmail you.