GOP buttons on their shirts and faith on their sleeves: It's great to be back in the holy land Since when is San Antonio the Holy Land?
Thailand's odd yellow shirt shortage: Apparently the idea of buying a white shirt and dying it themselves never occurred to these people.
'Ghost' helps acquit murder suspect: A court spokesperson said the letters were accepted as evidence because the prosecution lawyers made no objection. Probably because they figured no jury in the world would believe them.
Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God: The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists' God exists. He just figured you were too stupid to live.
Satan Loves Fred Phelps: Satan loves it because I am winning more people to his kingdom. The more room in heaven for me, the better. It's a win-win situation.
The Brief Safe: Unlike your standard "book safe," this is definitely one place you be sure burglars won't want to check "just in case."