KFC Is Sued Over the Use of Trans Fats in Its Cooking: OMG!! Fried chicken isn't good for you? LIES!!! It's all been LIES!!!
US military pondered love not war: The US military doesn't know how to handle American gays, what makes them think they'd do any better with enemy ones?
Man Murders Woman With Sausage: man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. Here in America we call that "shoving it down her throat until she chokes."
The Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments: For people with way too much time, money, and Diet Coke on the hands. And their heads, and their clothes, and their lawn....
The 86 Rules of Boozing: 68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar. Truer words have never been spoken.
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Folgers Has a New Commercial: Apparently, Folgers coffee allows you to better tolerate badly singing, badly dancing glowing Aryan A type personalities.