Squirrel (daemonnoire) wrote in tasteless_true,
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Tasteless But True

Beer company chief faces drunken driving charge:  This could only be made funnier if he had gotten drunk off of Bud Light.

Vows of love to be stored in space:  Shooting your vows off into space.  It's like tattooing someone's name on your rear, only harder to remove.  What will the aliens think?

Australian charged in parking rage caseKenyon was "deeply sorry" for the incident.  "Your honor, I am deeply sorry that I lost my temper at a little old lady and was too much of a coward to push her while she was facing me."

"Wear nice pants" - police tell women drinkersfor all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.  Seriously?  Only the British would tell the woman to both wear pants AND have a good wax.  Just in case the pants come off.
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