Squirrel (daemonnoire) wrote in tasteless_true,

Tasteless But True

Family attacked by rampant rodent:  Squirrels don't like to be pointed at, lady.

School District Bans Cleavage In Classroom:  This just strikes me as a sexual harrassment lawsuit waiting to happen.  "OMG, this teacher was staring at my daughter's chest!"

Drunk man bets to cut off his penis for 2,000 USD and wins the bet:  Because it wouldn't be Tasteless But True without a guy cutting something important off.  I wonder how much the plastic surgery cost to put it back on.

Evangelicals urge museum to hide man's ancestors:  "We the undersigned request that you hide all evidence of evolution, because it's ruining our efforts to promote Intelligent Design."

5 Minnesota Zoo meerkats killed after girl bittenThe meerkats... were ordered killed by the state Department of Health because the girl's parents didn't want her to have to undergo a series of rabies shots  If this were my kid, you can damn well believe she'd be getting the rabies shots.  "This is what you get when you reach over fences to pet wild animals."  Then maybe she wouldn't turn into one of those people who climbs into the lion's den to pet the kitty.
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